THE NOW CLOCK

69,999 SBX

What time is it now? Now, sir. What about later? It'll still be now, sir. This clock only shows now! What do you mean it only shows now? When does it show then? Never, sir. It's always now. Why? Because we're living it! Really keeps time! 3D printed in Apple Beige 453 3x4x4”

The Password Keyboard

↓ The Password Keyboard

The Password Keyboard

79,999 SBX

A password keyboard with just 12345? That’s an innovative concept. What’s the password? 12345. 12345? Incredible, it’s the same as my chia passphrase! Yes it really works! The 5 keys are mapped to type 12345 but can be mapped to any keys via a website w/o software downloads. More information about the internals 3D printed in Apple Beige 453 5x2x1”

The Zen Desert

↓ The Zen Desert

The zen desert

59,999 SBX

Have you found anything? No, sir, still combing the Zen Desert! How about you? We ain't found shit, but I feel more centered every minute! Real sand included! 3D printed in Apple Beige 453 7x7x0.5”

Dark Helmet Editions

↓ Dark Helmet Editions

dark helmet editions

99,999 SBX (each)

Careful, you idiot! These Dark Helmet Editions are priceless!